Ethan is a pack rat. Yes, I like everyone else, have stuff that needs to be pitched. Ethan on the other and has drawers of crap. I'm not sure what to do with it. Ethan swears he's going to get rid of some of this junk, I have been hearing this for four years, but he keeps accumulating more. I think it's time to have an intervention. Maybe I could get some of his friends together and point out that no human need this much stuff. We could have some wine and it could be really fun! On second thought, I may just have to start pitching things in the dead of night. I'm sure he won't notice half that stuff is gone. I better start now....He's at work.