party nightmare

Friday night I was the designated driver for Ethan and his friends. They were invited to a sex toy party.

I have never wanted to have a drink more in my life. It is extremely painful to sit around sober watching people drink excessive amounts of alcohol, try on lingerie and pass around sex toys and lotions.

To top it off I had to stop the car twice on the way home for Ethan to barf up the six jello shots he had.